In the beginning, there was the word, and the word was humble.
Then came Adam and Eve.
Adam, being a pre-humble and arrogant man, grabbed the only word available.
So he got humble.
Then God made the rest of the words.
And Eve got them.
And so it came to pass.
The humble male.
Trying to communicate with females.
But they had all the words.
It was going to be an uphill battle.
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oh?
is that how it started.
and then came the paid jobs.. and the humble male, unable to do anything else of consequence.. started doing the paid work [the work that both had shared around the campfire and been happy enough not to get any more recognition other than 'survival' from].. and then came the balance of money and power.. and as the male had been working for the money while the woman had continued to work for ‘survival’ he became a bit unbearable, controlling, and demanding that the woman continue to work for survival while he started up a porn magazine empire and stayed out late drinking mammoth milk moonshine with his mates..
and so it goes..
you poor humble wordless men who have everything..